It’s not often I share a guest list with mutton-as-lamb D-listers or orange-hued WAGS. I’m grateful for such small mercies in life.
But a few days ago I joined Coleen McCloughlin, assorted cast members of Hollyoaks and the non-original Sugarbabes at the opening of the new Hilton Liverpool hotel.
It was an event marked by the Hilton Rocks party, a rush on leopard-skin prints at Primark and a night of tumbleweed blowing across the tanning parlours of Merseyside.
John Terry would have been in his element.
On the night the paps got their pictures and the Liverpool Daily Post got their front-page lead for Friday. But, for me, Hilton got this one wrong.
Image problem
Hilton is a bit dull, right? It’s safe and corporate and gets away with charging £15 for 24 hours of WiFi access because most people staying are on company expenses.
The £55m Liverpool property is all shiny and new but, when check into your room, and it’s clearly just another Hilton. So I can’t blame the management for trying to inject a frisson of excitement into their opening night.
But Liverpool has far more to offer than WAGs and wannabes. From the Unesco World Heritage-listed waterfront to the cultural powerhouses of the Royal Liverpool Philharmonic and FACT, there’s plenty to celebrate about post-Capital of Culture Liverpool.
After all, 15m people attended a cultural event or attraction during the city’s year in the international spotlight. So why pander to the lowest common denominator?
As one of the partygoers told me on the night, “It’s all, well, a bit tacky, isn’t it?” And he’s one of the investors.
Different brands
The new Novotel Liverpool opened around the corner from the Hilton before Christmas and opted to generate interest with quirky features, such as TV diners in the restaurant and offbeat meeting rooms, not a glitzy launch followed by a long, soul-searching hangover.
The new DoubleTree by Hilton, Chester, the £28m redevelopment of the Hoole Hall Hotel, came under the Hilton franchise last year and is one of the few DoubleTree properties in the UK.
Ever since it has been quietly garnering plaudits for its less corporate, more refined take on the Hilton brand. The hotel feels quietly professional, not flashy and needy.
The Steakhouse Bar and Grill opens at the DoubleTree in a couple of weeks with a menu by Marco Pierre White. Marco will be heading north in March for the big opening (watch this space), but I’m sure the famously surly chef would have little truck with perma-tanned hangers on gurning for the paparazzi flashbulbs.
In the cold light of the day the fact remains: the best hotels are the ones that don’t have to try too hard.
It’s funny how certain brands, or certain places, just keep getting customers even though it is hard to know why. (I haven’t stayed in a Hilton for years, so I am not speaking of them in particular.) I find wondering why people DO come very interesting, because it is a fact that they do. So why do you think people keep coming back to Hilton?
Thanks for your comment, Jenny. I think they’re safe and reliable. Some business travellers don’t want any surprises, they like to know what they’re getting and they’re happy with that. Personally, I found the DoubleTree had a lot more about it than the Hilton, but maybe that’s just me.
It’s funny how certain brands, or certain places, just keep getting customers even though it is hard to know why. (I haven’t stayed in a Hilton for years, so I am not speaking of them in particular.) I find wondering why people DO come very interesting, because it is a fact that they do. So why do you think people keep coming back to Hilton?
Thanks for your comment, Jenny. I think they’re safe and reliable. Some business travellers don’t want any surprises, they like to know what they’re getting and they’re happy with that. Personally, I found the DoubleTree had a lot more about it than the Hilton, but maybe that’s just me.